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Hi Tech Fixie

by RL Policar

Three bicyclists; a mountain biker, a roadie and a fixie were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The mountain biker pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager,” he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The roadie fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.”

The fixie, feeling really low tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. So he stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The fixie finally turns and says. . .

“Oh man! Will you look at that? I’m getting a fax.”

 
The Chariot Summer Sale - 2013

6 Responses to “Hi Tech Fixie”

  1. Nick says:

    Are you using “fixie” now to describe a fixed-gear rider? I hereby motion the indefinite suspension of use of the word “fixie” to describe either the bicycle or the rider thereof.

  2. Moe says:

    Second that motion.

  3. RL Policar says:

    Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie Fixie and more Fixie

  4. Moe says:

    I’m still able to have kids, unlike RL, I refuse to be called ‘fixie’.

  5. RL Policar says:

    I don’t know Moe..not having any more kids is a blessing… :)

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